Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered ASSASSINATED instead of MURDERED?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that BURNS the toast?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs~!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but if you take him for a ride in a car, he sticks his head out the window?
Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above????
Now that you have CONTEMPLATED all of these situations, please let me know if you have "answers" to any of them~!!! Have a GREAT day!
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I don't have any answers but I do have an opinion on the panties thing~I just won't voice it! That is all food for thought!
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